I love you Urban Dictionary

After reading Black Hockey Jesus' post about the Funky Cold Medina I had to go on Urban Dictionary to find out what a Funky Cold Medina really is. Cause I am OCD like that. Which is for those who are wondering:

1.	funky cold medina	1
	The title of the second single from Ton Loc, which was (co-)written by Young MC, and released on the Delicious Vinyl record label in the late 80's. In the video, Ton Loc demystifies the "funky cold medina" when he points to a bottle of Absolut Vodka. Though the concept of a "funky cold medina" is generally a drink - not just pure vodka. It's made by pouring one oz respectively of Absolut Vodka, Southern Comfort and Blue Curaçao over ice and topped of with cranberry juice. Anyways, I started scrolling down through other definitions that looked like they could be promising for a giggle and came across these: 1. funky kingston To stick your finger in your own butthole or someone elses butthole then stick it to their nose and/or in their mouth. UGH! 1. funky sac When sweat and stink build up around a man's scrotum, perhaps after exercising or working in a hot environment, this condition is the result. Around here, we refer to that as swamp nuts.... 1. DILF 1)acronym for "dad I'd like to fuck" 2)a heterosexual female's version of a MILF (see milf) I guess that is why my husband is?? 1. DILIGAF Acronym for "Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck". Pronounced; Dilly Gaff A short terse answer given when someone complains about your behaviour or actions. Used more as a statement or exclamation rather than as a genuine query. Oh how I love this acronym...