So The Man and I were sitting on the couch last night watching a crappy movie on TV. Then a commercial comes on advertising next weeks crappy movie de jour. "Under Siege". The following is an actual conversation, no words have been changed to protect those who are guilty of no taste.
The Man- "Under Siege, that movie is kick ass"
Me- Dude, no. That movie sucks.
The Man- "Nuh uh, it has Tommy Lee Jones..."
Me- "Yeah and Steven Segal!! That alone disqualifies it"
The Man- "But it also has a hot chick popping out of a cake!"
Maybe I stand corrected?
Lol! I think he's got you on the hot chick thing..haha!
ReplyDeleteewwww. I'm with you......Steven Segal?????
ReplyDeleteBut that being said, he may have aced you on the cake thingy :)
Steady On
Reggie Girl
You can't argue with a girl popping out of a cake. Tommy Lee Jones never disappoints.
ReplyDeleteThere's a lot of crap on t.v. in England, for sure.
Let's be clear- anything with Steven Segal in it is crap! The woman, as usual, is correct.
ReplyDeleteOh, jeez, I was with you until the hot chick popping out of cake. Hmm...
ReplyDeleteTough call. Maybe I should go watch the movie first, study it, get back to you...
Steven Segal, Under Siege was a good movie! The hot chick Erika Eleniak (yeah I know that lol) was Playboy playmate of the yr in 1989! That was prob Steven Segals Best Movie (Read: Tommy Lee Jones Worst lol)
ReplyDeleteTommy Lee + girl in cake? I think he's got you there. At least it wasn't Segal popping out of the cake. Blaaaargh.
ReplyDeleteYep, sorry: chic poppin' out of a cake wins. Steven Segal is GROSS. But the chic? Bad luck...
ReplyDeleteThe only good movie that Seagal was in was Executive Decision. I suppose that's because he died so quickly. =D
ReplyDeleteyeah.. um.. hot chicks jumping out of cakes always redeem Steven Segal... suure..
ReplyDeletePlease...just another dick flick...let him watch it.
ReplyDeleteI think the chick+cake only balances out Steven Segal. That leaves a decision based on Tommy Lee Jones.
ReplyDeleteApparently....lots of people like girls popping out of cakes around here!
I guess a hot chick popping out of a cake changes the whole game.
ReplyDeleteShe's really not that hot. She just has big boobs. Oh wait, that's what guys think are hot. I stand corrected.
ReplyDeleteSorry, hot chick out of a cake trumps disqualificatin of a movie just cause Segal's in it. The Man wins this one.
ReplyDeleteI don't care how many hot chicks jump out of a cake.. if the movie has anything to do with Steven Segal - BLAH! I can picture him with his goofy slick hair right now!
ReplyDeleteGirl in the cake.
ReplyDeleteI think any movie that stars Steven Segal or Fabio should be banned from here on out. I mean, seriously.
ReplyDeleteWho's with me?
No. I'm pretty sure you're still right when it comes to this!
ReplyDelete:)
Hot chicks always overrule Steven Seagal.
ReplyDeletethe hot chick thing always wins.
ReplyDeleteNo, he's definitely wrong. Steven Segal cancels out Tommy Lee Jones and hot chicks.
ReplyDeleteSounds like an exact conversation my husband and I would have. I mean, EXACTLY.
ReplyDeleteSteven Segal is THE WORST.
Sometimes it's the little things that make a movie. Do you think I really liked the story line or the music in Coyote Ugly?
ReplyDeleteamazing what men remember about movies...
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