Honey, sweetie, babe, wonderful husband, I know there were at least 6-7 revolutions of TP around the toilet paper roll left last night before I went to bed. I made sure. It was calculated planning on my part. So this morning when I went to the little girls room, I was expecting at least a little TP left. None. Zero. Zilch. Nada. I had to do the shakey shakey drip dry dance over the toilet. Gah. Yes, I know it is my fault that there is no TP left in the house, but I tried to plan it out.
Grumble, Kat
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Dear Kids,
All unattended chocolate is fair game. Just sayin'.
Love, Mom
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Dear Up Close Talker Lady,
Here is a quick and handy guide to Kat lexicon. If I say "maybe" it most likely means no. If I say "I know", it means "I know, but I probably won't do anything about it". Ask my Gran; she'll inform you of the full verbiage I use to avoid confrontation.
I Don't Want to Come to Your Pampered Chef Party,
Kat
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Dear Lady With the Barbie Pink Car,
My kids love your car and covet it. Hell, I covet it a bit. It is the purple skull and crossbones on the gas tank that got me.
Where did you get your paint job,
Kat
PS- I tried in vain to covertly get a picture of your car in the Sainsbury's parking lot. Next time could you park on the drivers side?
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Dear Hay Fever,
Go away. You are not welcome here.
Bah!,
Kat
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TTFN, Kat
I can't stand being invited to all those "parties". I'm like, how come you never wanted to hang out with me before but now that you are throwing a party where you can get free stuff if I come you suddenly wanna be my friend?
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ReplyDeleteWoot!!!!
Well hell, it's been 3 weeks.....
What exactly is Mr Linky? I'm averse to entering stuff in the spaces provided without full explanations. Might get spammed.
ReplyDeleteMs. Gripes A Lot? Does that come in an "action figure" playset?
ReplyDeleteThe T paper bandit strikes again; hate when that happens. Don't like to be invited to those parties, or any other of that kind, either.
ReplyDelete"All unattended chocolate is fair game."
ReplyDeleteSo that's the rule? Dammit, why didn't they teach me that at school?
So with you on the unattended chocolate!
ReplyDeleteAt my house all chocolate unattended or otherwise was fair game. I was only looking out for their future dental issues.
ReplyDeleteI'm with you and Yaya on the "parties." The worst is when the consultant tries to aggressively recruit you. I had this one Pampered Chef lady who was on my case for over a year. I just ignored her, and she went away.
ReplyDeleteI wish all consultants were like that!
Close talkers.
ReplyDelete*Shudder*
i AM A TOILET PAPER HOG! the worst! lol
ReplyDeleteI am so WITH you on the tp thing!
ReplyDeleteSkull and crossbones on a pink Barbie car? I think I may be in love. With the car, of course.
ReplyDeleteDid your husband respond with:
ReplyDelete"All unattended toilet paper is fair game"?
You should get the same paint job on the Jeep, just don't tell The Man. Oh, and get a Hello Kitty skull and crossbones.
ReplyDeleteUgh I loathe pampered chef!!!!
ReplyDeleteNoooo! I hate that moment of realisation AFTER THE FACT that the TP is gone!
ReplyDeleteI pretend all chocolate in the house is off limits to me in order to keep from eating it. I had a weird childhood.
Ive had enough of the hard sell parties. ENOUGH.
Barbie Pink car! Woo hoo! I just saw a union jack ford Ka which was pretty groovy (baby).
Hay fever. Bleh.
Maybe means NO to me too:)
ReplyDeleteA pink Barbie car with skull and bones! AWESOME!
I completely agree with you about the chocolate!
Ditto on the chocolate. Unless it belongs to me, in which case it better still be there when I come back.
ReplyDeleteNo Pampered Chef, no candle parties, no Mary Kaye, no parties at all in which I am EXPECTED to buy something.
ALL CHOCOLATE IS FAIR GAME.... attended or otherwise... ;)
ReplyDeleteI love this!
ReplyDeleteSeriously, a skull and crossbones???
And DUH! OF Course All Chocolate is Fair Game!
Mine is up. Mister Linky was acting freaky!
ReplyDeleteI'm back! And I'm in!!!!
ReplyDeleteI used to be a Tupperware lady. Now I avoid home parties like the plague!
ReplyDeleteYou can never plan on how long toilet paper is going to last when guys are in the house. By my calculations, we should have enough to last us 3 weeks. Ten bucks says it's all gone by tomorrow night.
ReplyDeleteI am IN!
ReplyDeleteSO with you on the chocolate. Big thumbs up!
Unattended chocolate doesn't last a second around here either.
ReplyDeleteUnattended chocolate? Nope none of that in the house - it all went :-P
ReplyDeleteHi Kat, it is my first time here and I am happy to have found your blog. I just enjoyed reading your post. :)
ReplyDeleteSeriously about that unattended chocolate business! My youngest son STILL hasn't touched his solid chocolate rabbit from Easter and I'm getting antsy!
ReplyDeleteyou've gotta get a picture of that car.
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