Friday, August 7, 2009

Dear So and So...I Told Ya So

Dear KiKi,

Dude, that was not a "I just fart". Not. At. All.

Love the Chief Butt Wiper, Mom
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Dear Vanish Carpet Cleaner,

Waste of money. Whole bottle, no "extra" dirt out of the carpets. You stink.

Dissatisfied Customer, Kat
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Dear 409 Carpet Cleaner,

You may take a little extra elbow grease, but ya work. Thanks.

Happy Customer, Kat
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Dear Finance Dept.,

Screw you and your bureaucracy. It's been 2 months since Sweden already. That is all.

Where's my Money, Kat
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Dear Readers,

Grab the button from the sidebar, tell off those who annoy you, praise those who need praise and then link up with Mr. Linky.

Love Ya Mean It, Kat
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29 comments:

  1. Dorset DispatchesAugust 7, 2009 at 2:56 AM

    I've been waiting for you to post today so I could come and link. I LOVE dear so and so. Feel so much better. Had to force myself to stop as I'd still be writing the post tonight and that might be a bit much for people to read.

    PS. when do they learn about farting vs actual poos then? Had to deal with one yesterday... was not best pleased.

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  2. AnonymousAugust 7, 2009 at 4:11 AM

    That 409 is some good stuff.

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  3. Liz Wilkey (a.k.a. A Mom on Spin)August 7, 2009 at 4:21 AM

    Oh, I have some Dear So and So's coming! I'll have to be back later.

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  4. Mary TAugust 7, 2009 at 4:25 AM

    I totally love your dear so and so feature, it has me laughing every week!

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  5. MicheleAugust 7, 2009 at 5:01 AM

    I love me some 409 but I wished it smelled like Mr. Clean citrus.

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  6. AnonymousAugust 7, 2009 at 5:20 AM

    Oh I have to wonder if "I just fart" and the carpet cleaner are related...

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  7. CammieAugust 7, 2009 at 5:24 AM

    Happy Friday!!

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  8. KatAugust 7, 2009 at 5:48 AM

    This is too funny. I saw your name on Erica's blog and had to stop by and see who you were because I am also,

    Kat

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  9. Sprite's KeeperAugust 7, 2009 at 6:06 AM

    Ooh! Nothing can stop my 409! Love that stuff! And having used it a good five times this week, still love it!

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  10. ♥ BrajaAugust 7, 2009 at 6:32 AM

    Dear Australia,
    Thank you for winter.
    Really.

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  11. AnonymousAugust 7, 2009 at 7:23 AM

    HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! The fart comment made me laugh so hard my belly hurts! hahaha Good stuff :)

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  12. thepsychobabbleAugust 7, 2009 at 7:30 AM

    I love this idea! lol

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  13. Badass GeekAugust 7, 2009 at 7:33 AM

    I just print up my own money when I run short.

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  14. Jenny GraceAugust 7, 2009 at 8:38 AM

    Ah yes, as chief buttwiper in these here parts....well....I can't WAIT until that's not my job anymore, is all I'm saying.

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  15. UnknownAugust 7, 2009 at 8:55 AM

    I love this! do you do this every Fri?

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  16. Captain DumbassAugust 7, 2009 at 8:59 AM

    I had the butt conversation with Liam yesterday. Ick.

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  17. christy roseAugust 7, 2009 at 9:26 AM

    Hi I stopped by from Erica's today. Her post was so funny. I loved the idea of dear so and so post too. I may just try it some time.
    Christy Rose

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  18. ChurchPunkMomAugust 7, 2009 at 12:38 PM

    'I just fart..'

    *giggle*

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  19. Reinvent DadAugust 7, 2009 at 12:52 PM

    Sounds like the "fart" was more like a "shart" hee hee

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  20. Erin@TheLocalsLoveItAugust 7, 2009 at 1:29 PM

    Dear Kat,
    Thanks for agreeing to help me with my project.

    Erin

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  21. Dawn Parsons SmithAugust 7, 2009 at 3:19 PM

    I absolutely love doing the Dear So and So posts!

    I'm going to try that 409 cleaner...It's hard to find a good rug cleaner!

    Your first letter was hilarious!!!

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  22. AnonymousAugust 7, 2009 at 3:43 PM

    I like Bak-Out for carpet cleaning. That said, our carpets are so past help that I'm counting the days til I can rip 'em out and put down laminate.

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  23. PollyannaAugust 7, 2009 at 5:09 PM

    Two posts in a row that reference farts - AWESOME! Keep up the good work!

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  24. UnknownAugust 8, 2009 at 12:01 AM

    I just found the blog, and think I need a little bit of my own dear so and so.

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  25. Christina - A day of ReliefAugust 8, 2009 at 9:11 AM

    I love your blog! Very clever!

    LMAO at the Chief butt wiper Dear So and So. I so know what that's like!

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  26. for a different kind of girlAugust 8, 2009 at 7:07 PM

    I, too, am hopeful that the 'not a fart' and the carpet cleaning weren't hand-in-hand!

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  27. LolaAugust 9, 2009 at 6:57 AM

    Hopefully, it was the dog who soiled the carpet ;)

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  28. The Stiletto MomAugust 9, 2009 at 7:52 AM

    Love that first one...it's always funny when they realize it wasn't just a fart. Funny for them, not funny for us. Glad that part of my life is behind me!

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  29. SandraAugust 10, 2009 at 10:25 AM

    I loved the first one too. Found this via mom in highheels and I am glad I did. It's aweseome! :)

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