tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1657583850704081049.post8599559353495683606..comments2023-09-21T05:54:16.094-07:00Comments on 3 Bedroom Bungalow to Let in Crazytown: Target Numero UnoUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger33125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1657583850704081049.post-23255671320440457502009-04-25T21:02:00.000-07:002009-04-25T21:02:00.000-07:00The problem with the JWs, is that you can' even ge...The problem with the JWs, is that you can' even get rid of them with dynamite.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1657583850704081049.post-70702749254071063242009-04-23T14:32:00.000-07:002009-04-23T14:32:00.000-07:00I refuse to discuss religion with anyone. Especial...I refuse to discuss religion with anyone. Especially someone devout.Mama Dawghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16056327117924455147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1657583850704081049.post-5103844541052322642009-04-23T10:26:00.000-07:002009-04-23T10:26:00.000-07:00Ahh, you know I've been there with my little JW bu...Ahh, you know I've been there with my little JW buddy trying to save me for months on end. Telling them you believe in a different religion just fuels their fire. Sadly, they end up forcing you to be rude after a while.Lolahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07370267947354641941noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1657583850704081049.post-49249971283944298742009-04-23T07:37:00.000-07:002009-04-23T07:37:00.000-07:00NEVER engage in conversation with them. They'll n...NEVER engage in conversation with them. They'll never leave you alone.<br /><br />I learned the hard way.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1657583850704081049.post-40173579163987343672009-04-22T18:34:00.000-07:002009-04-22T18:34:00.000-07:00Funny! And yes, if you talk to them at all it just...Funny! And yes, if you talk to them at all it just encourages them to keep coming back.Aunt Juiceboxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09312942310632639442noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1657583850704081049.post-87722287896228518702009-04-22T17:36:00.000-07:002009-04-22T17:36:00.000-07:00Hmmm... that is interesting. I think that if you ...Hmmm... that is interesting. I think that if you get tired of having them visit, simply answer the door 1) in something really skimpy 2) cocktail in hand and 3) cigarette hanging out of your mouth. Now that would be funny to see:)Jessicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00482109308515241957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1657583850704081049.post-11010181914574099532009-04-22T15:45:00.000-07:002009-04-22T15:45:00.000-07:00Or open the door in full pvc gimp outfit complete ...Or open the door in full pvc gimp outfit complete with handcuffs and ball gag! Now that i would find funny.katehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10121649781602362064noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1657583850704081049.post-36009130404997643702009-04-22T15:43:00.000-07:002009-04-22T15:43:00.000-07:00Thing is... You say you aren't interested and they...Thing is... You say you aren't interested and they don't go away. Certainly not round where i live. You could answer the door whilst performing muslim prayers and they still wouldn't bog off. I have asked them to go before and had them open my letterbox and still have a crack. Might get myself a gun if it works so well. Lolkatehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10121649781602362064noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1657583850704081049.post-74023325798841135062009-04-22T14:15:00.000-07:002009-04-22T14:15:00.000-07:00Answer the door in a sexy Santa outfit next time t...Answer the door in a sexy Santa outfit next time the come to call. That'll teach 'em!Cape Cod Galhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15831159202874959470noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1657583850704081049.post-61520077182665990532009-04-22T13:45:00.000-07:002009-04-22T13:45:00.000-07:00Annoymous #2- I don't mind talking to them once in...Annoymous #2- I don't mind talking to them once in a while, just not twice a week or did you not read that? I don't mind hearing different views, it doesn't bother me.Kathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16973125452842612070noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1657583850704081049.post-80129997966454237722009-04-22T13:43:00.000-07:002009-04-22T13:43:00.000-07:00Why not just tell them not to return? Seems simple...Why not just tell them not to return? Seems simple enough to me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1657583850704081049.post-62166315219157026882009-04-22T13:04:00.000-07:002009-04-22T13:04:00.000-07:00I find it amusing that some people think their "or...I find it amusing that some people think their "original" ways of chasing off JW's or Mormoms actually fool so called "gullible" ones....do you think they aren't privy to the many tactics people use to chase them away who simply don't have the balls to say "Nice to meet you, but I don't have time to chat, and I am not religious at all, so don't bother coming by here anymore".......????????Eastern Reflectionshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11628898942072054269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1657583850704081049.post-23917627999261610532009-04-22T12:20:00.000-07:002009-04-22T12:20:00.000-07:00My parents got rid of them by putting one of those...My parents got rid of them by putting one of those Jesus Fish under their doorbell. The one with the Hebrew lettering. <br /><br />When I was in HS I had a friend whose family managed to get rid of the JWs in the most amusing way. They'd been coming by for a while and they'd politely asked them not to come back and they didn't listen. So one morning, when they came knocking at the door, my friend's mom started "yelling" at her kids and cursing at them then telling them to go get their santeria stuff because it was time for their satanist church meeting. Then mom answered the door and the JWs were leaving the yard, hastily, and never returned. <br /><br />Now it's not as funny as "Anonymous" or exactly the right way to do things as a Christ-following woman; however, it was mightily effective. You gotta do what you gotta do to get these folks off your doorstep. Good Luck!Lisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13045862656545224838noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1657583850704081049.post-70140151059915096042009-04-22T10:13:00.000-07:002009-04-22T10:13:00.000-07:00now that would be funny. you keep trying and I am ...now that would be funny. you keep trying and I am sure that they will keep trying and we will see who wins.Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10399156539354549499noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1657583850704081049.post-13664725163587620702009-04-22T09:28:00.000-07:002009-04-22T09:28:00.000-07:00Those poor JW's, they are persistant, aren't they....Those poor JW's, they are persistant, aren't they. My sister-in-laws always liked it when the Mormons came around because they always sent the eye candy boys.Captain Dumbasshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02214826608461609241noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1657583850704081049.post-82262119588991659772009-04-22T09:05:00.000-07:002009-04-22T09:05:00.000-07:00they knock on my door on the reg. i loathe them. ...they knock on my door on the reg. i loathe them. when i see them coming, i let my dog out in the front yard to scare them off.Jennihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03776942311638100226noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1657583850704081049.post-56105506342830619472009-04-22T09:00:00.000-07:002009-04-22T09:00:00.000-07:00Usually the mezuzzah on my door tells them a Jew l...Usually the mezuzzah on my door tells them a Jew lives there and they don't bother with me. Funny, all the JW's I know are not like that at all. They're nice people who never push their faith on me.Sprite's Keeperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00790341033920919000noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1657583850704081049.post-68890115293754156542009-04-22T08:40:00.000-07:002009-04-22T08:40:00.000-07:00The Jehovah Witness cult is considered a sect in F...The Jehovah Witness cult is considered a sect in France. So we don't see them out and about much. Tell them you're a devil worshipper and they'll run for the hills.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1657583850704081049.post-58606245830847546492009-04-22T08:36:00.000-07:002009-04-22T08:36:00.000-07:00Dude. They're everywhere! Try and freak them out a...Dude. They're everywhere! Try and freak them out and when they come to the door show up and say "hello, I'm selling Girl Scout Cookies for my school- would you like to buy some?" See how confused they'll get. And by the way- where exactly is your village? It sounds like heaven- we want to move out in about a year, maybe to Essex..Myshkahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06638050693052963220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1657583850704081049.post-14702476504077221712009-04-22T07:11:00.000-07:002009-04-22T07:11:00.000-07:00When I see the nice young men in their suits and b...When I see the nice young men in their suits and backpacks walking around the town, I race home and shut the place down tighter than a crypt and beg my kids to be quiet...because I'm sure God loves it when I'm making up lies for all their questions about why they need to be quiet! Heh...<br /><br />Living in a split level is close to dooming me. There's no way to safely check to see if they've left. They ALWAYS stay long enough to see my head peeking around the corner. Then I have to play deaf.<br /><br />Yeah. They really probably should pray for me....for a different kind of girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04431273646365489225noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1657583850704081049.post-57066354976281504302009-04-22T07:04:00.001-07:002009-04-22T07:04:00.001-07:00Oddly, there is a Jehovah's Witness church just up...Oddly, there is a Jehovah's Witness church just up the road from me, yet they never stop by. Perhaps they can sense my vibes?Cameronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07018907807878842267noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1657583850704081049.post-52287670393047570332009-04-22T07:04:00.000-07:002009-04-22T07:04:00.000-07:00Back in my old neighborhood as a youth, I believe ...Back in my old neighborhood as a youth, I believe we had an old warning siren. We'd turned off all the lights, closed the curtains and did the "duck and cover" when the JW's hit our street. Now I live on a gated street which deters them along with the nice Mormon boys who have to do a Uey on their little bicycles.Reinvent Dadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12357054681296228882noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1657583850704081049.post-13891981267339058222009-04-22T06:44:00.000-07:002009-04-22T06:44:00.000-07:00I get visits too.. even though technically we are...I get visits too.. even though technically we are not supposed to here. That actually kind of bugs me... why is it okay to knock on doors with a big sign at the entrance that says no knocking on doors?<br /><br />tracyAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11780696436600821062noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1657583850704081049.post-52492911711927724122009-04-22T06:43:00.000-07:002009-04-22T06:43:00.000-07:00I was too young at the time to remember this, but ...I was too young at the time to remember this, but the story of my grandmother and the Jehovah's Witnesses is family legend.<br /><br />I grew up in rural Alabama, and my grandmother was a southern lady that was tempered by the hard times of raising kids in the Depression.<br /><br />When I was about two, some JW's knocked on the door as my grandmother babysat me, along with my youngest aunt. She invited them in, gave them something to drink, and began a philosophical conversation, apparently turning each of their arguments against them. After a couple of hours, one, apparently trying to make a point, asked, "And what would you do if I picked up your grandson there and spanked him?"<br /><br />Sayeth my grandmother, "I'd blow your fool head clean off." This was punctuated by her pulling her .357 from the pocket of her apron.<br /><br />Hastily exit stage left the Jehovah's Witnesses.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1657583850704081049.post-53801412356622743952009-04-22T06:31:00.000-07:002009-04-22T06:31:00.000-07:00Ha!
I love Jehovah's Witnesses.. they are awesom...Ha! <br /><br />I love Jehovah's Witnesses.. they are <I>awesome</I>.<br /><br />I've been reeled into their conversation trap before too.. and had them coming by once or twice a week and then trying to 'set up appointments'. Ugh.<br /><br />We did eventually get rid of them.<br /><br />I'd rather have Mormons come to my door - much more considerate and less aggressive.ChurchPunkMomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06935370275930996701noreply@blogger.com