Friday, April 8, 2011

Dear So and So...Be Glad I Don't Swear Much on My Blog

Dear Witch,

Don't EVER comment on my parenting skills EVER again. If there hadn't been children present I would have cursed you out. It takes a lot for me to get to the point of swearing at ANYONE, but on Wednesday I was thisclose. The thing that really makes me angry is I have TRIED to be nice to you for the last 3 years even though I am not really a fan of yours. From now on, keep your opinion in your bossy helicopter parent mouth. Don't ever expect me to acknowledge you ever again. I'm done.

Kat
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Dear People,

Take the above letter, change the first letter of witch to "b" and then add a few f-bombs in there to feel the true amount of rage.

If ya get my drift, Kat
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Dear Readers,

I am off to Hampton Court Palace this weekend and I am incredibly excited. I hope you guys have a great weekend. If you have a letter please link up! I will try to read them as soon as I can! Now, you lot behave yourselves.

Love, Kat
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7 comments:

jay said...

HOW you refrain from going off on one is BEYOND ME. Next time, just smash her face in. I'll bail you out the slammer.

slommler said...

Enjoy your trip!!
Glad you are dumping association with the "witch". Sounds like she wasn't much to get to know anyway!!
WTG!!!!
Hugs
SueAnn

Expat mum said...

Oooh, I'm dying to hear about your next encounter with her. Will she even realise you're freezing her out? That type is usually oblivious to everyone else.
Enjoy HC Palace.

20somethingmum said...

In my experience, the women who feel confident enough to comment on other people's parenting skills are usually self deluded as to their own shortcomings as a parent. I speak from experience, my Mother was always tutting and bemoaning others children's "awful" behavior and blaming their Mother's lack of ability, meanwhile she was a complete harridan that the minute I could bog off from her I did and have never looked back.
Great letters and enjoy your trip x

Vodka Mom said...

yikes, where have I been???? I love the new look.



and please, have a lovely, lovely trip!

Mummy@Bod for tea said...

If the witch has a brother then perhaps it was him sitting in the restaurant with us this week - hence my letter! Well done you for keeping your cool. And enjoy Hampton Court - I love it there!

instant student said...

I have some parenting advice in my letters, in case you want to learn something. :)
Just kidding, normally I can't stand it when other people comment on other people's parenting either.

Hope you have a great trip!