The husband comes home from work yesterday, set his things from work down, and then came and gave me a conspicuous inspection. It was like being seen by a doctor- only this doctor was wearing Air Force camo and had gigantic combat boots. He was obviously looking for something on my face...
Hubby- "Did your cheek or eye hurt today?"
Me- "Umm no...should it have?"
Hubby- "Well, last night when I was sleeping I rolled over and elbowed you straight in the eye. It woke me out of a dead sleep. You didn't seem to notice but it had to have hurt. Then this morning I checked to make sure I didn't give you a black eye."
Me- "You elbowed me in the eye?"
Hubby- "Obviously I didn't mean to elbow you in the eye...."
Me- "How in the world did I not feel you elbow me in the eye? You would think that I would at least kinda feel it."
Hubby- "Dunno, but you look fine."
Me- "Yeah, I think you might have gotten a call at work if I had woken up with a black eye!"
I find it completely weird that if my kid even breaths wrong in their sleep I hear it, but my husband elbowed me in the eye (according to him "pretty damn hard") and I didn't feel a thing. I seriously was completely unaware that this event took place until The Man came home and gave me the once over. How bizarre.
