Monday, October 6, 2008

Sick.

I decided yesterday that KiKi and I were definitely REALLY sick and boy was I right. After 5 hours in the ER we came out with the diagnosis that both of us have pneumonia and KiKi also has strep throat. We are a bunch of sickos. Now we are both sufficiently medicated and I am feeling better. KiKi on the other hand is still not feeling very well*. We have been trying to stay inside as much as possible for the last couple of days as not to infect others. However, I did have to run a few errands today.

First stop was Wal-mart to pick up some more cough medicine. Nyquil Cough. Maybe now I can get more than a couple of hours sleep at night. It is a nice dream. Then I had to get a duplicate key made for our Jeep in order to be able to ship it to England. After I was told that it was going to cost me $120 for a KEY, I nearly had a heart attack. This better be a magic key. It better start my car from 50 paces and change my oil for me. Geez o Peet! On the plus side while I was waiting on the key to be cut (which it didn't get cut because they were out of stock), I got a kick out of looking at the pictures of the mechanics in the "customer lounge". 90% of the mechanics at this dealership apparently have porn stache's . One guy I swear to goodness could have been the cowboy from the Village People. Do you know how hard it is to giggle to yourself, while holding a sick child and not grab the attention of the porn stache'd mechanics? If anyone can think of a way for me to take a picture of the pictures without getting caught by the mechanics it would be greatly appriciated.

*whiny and generally a pain to deal with still.

8 comments:

Mama Dawg said...

Oh, honey, do it anyway. I stopped at the gas station the other day to get a picture of the sign that showed gas for $3.33. I got plenty of stares. But, I didn't care!

Mama Dawg said...

Oh, and sorry you guys are sick. That sucks.

jenboglass said...

Love me some porn stache. Not really. But isn't it awesome when you see it and it? Especially on an older guy and he's not trying at all to be ironic?

I wonder what types of hits you'll get with porn stache? Good thing it wasn't "stash"

Ellie said...

Pneumonia? PLUS strep? Aye-yah-yie.

Captain Dumbass said...

Good times. We're having the same kinda fun over here but the all male version.

Wonder if I could grow a porn 'stache?

honeywine said...

Aaaawww...poor girls. I'm sorry I made you laugh so hard. Isn't it a shame the Nyquil isn't as hardcore anymore?

Badass Geek said...

I had an accident with my beard trimmer once, and ended up shaving my goatee down. The end result (before I just shaved it all off to start over) was a 1970's strip-o-gram Police Officer's mustache.

It was horrible.

Lola said...

Good lord, woman. I can't leave you alone for one day. I feel for you, and I hope you gals get better very quickly!