3 Bedroom Bungalow to Let in Crazytown: Dear So and So...You're Gonna Be the Death of Me

Friday, February 5, 2010

Dear So and So...You're Gonna Be the Death of Me

Dear LaLa,

You know when you asked "Is my butt going to get big?" and I kinda didn't respond? That wasn't a cue for you to say "Cause your butt got bigger." While I know you were talking about my adult sized butt, yeah, if you want to make it to your next birthday, just don't.

Love, Mom
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Dear Ruffles Potato Chips and French Onion Dip,

You are banned from my house now. If you want an explanation, see the letter above.

My ass is big enough thank you, Kat
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Dear gym,

*mumble* I guess I should visit you more often *mumble*, but I hate you.

Semi-ready to get her butt in shape, Kat
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Dear May, June, July, August,

I swear I will never complain about the hot again. Pinky swear. To borrow a line from my favorite columnist at my hometown newspaper, at least you don't have to shovel the heat.

Still Freezin, Kat
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Dear Facebook Friends,

Learn the difference between your/ you're, and there, their and they're. If you don't, I will unfriend you. This is your warning.

You're Driving Me Nuts, Kat
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Dear Readers,

Please remember to link up if you have a letter! Have a super weekend. See ya next week.

Love ya, Kat
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SueAnn · 791 weeks ago

I have been having the same conversation with my "gym". Argh!! I so need to go and yet................................yawn. Maybe tomorrow!!!!!
Hugs
SueAnn

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missy · 791 weeks ago

The grammar thing is driving me crazy! I'm shocked people don't know the difference! Really? Thanks for Dear So and So. Love it.

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Joanie M · 791 weeks ago

Checking my post for typos. And I think your butt looks just fine!

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Jennifer · 791 weeks ago

French onion dip & chips -- my favorite comfort food. My hips' favorite comfort food too.

Thanks for the chuckle this morning!

~ Jennifer
http://thetoyboxyears.blogspot.com

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Maureen@IslandRoar · 791 weeks ago

Yeah, we want our kids to be honest. But not when they make us cry...
I'll bet your butt looks fine!!

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If I Could Escape · 791 weeks ago

Incorrect use of the words your and you're drives my crazy too. LOL

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Melanie · 791 weeks ago

LOL! Those are great. My daughter has been known to say things like that.

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Jamie · 791 weeks ago

Yum, french onion dip. Would that be good with salt & vinegar chips? I bet it would. Holy sodium intake. Oh, well.

Must go reread my post now.

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Jess · 791 weeks ago

I do like correct spelling fo sho! :)~

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Maureen · 791 weeks ago

LOL - you are too funny! Kids say the darndest things. It's one of the joys (!) of being a parent!

"Learn the difference between your/ you're, and there, their and they're." It drives me crazy too. I've also noticed so many people can't tell the difference between lose and loose. And I'm shocked that so many people write "alot" instead of a lot.

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Blogging Mama Andrea · 791 weeks ago

Children are just priceless aren't they?

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anka · 791 weeks ago

Loved playing. Nice evening and weekend to you :)

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Captain Dumbass · 791 weeks ago

There was a commercial playing over Christmas where this woman in a red housecoat is bent over doing something and her son runs down the stairs and shouts, 'Santa!' Can't remember what the commercial is for, but that was funny.

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vodka logic · 791 weeks ago

I detect a theme here.. my ass love/hate chips and dip too..

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Granny · 791 weeks ago

And I can't stand people who don't know the difference in you all and y'all.
It's that southern thing. Also, people who say "you know" every other word. That just grates on my ears.

But Katherine, you are perfect in my eyes. Course, you are my oldest grandchild and the mother of my only two great granddaughters, who are perfect also. Even that man you are married to is perfect. Grannies are prejudiced that way.

XOXO to everyone

Granny

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Becky · 791 weeks ago

Drives me crazy when people use "then" for "than" as in "I'd rather be me then you." arghhhhh!!! There's a ton of this kind of laziness out there and it all bugs me.

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Gita · 791 weeks ago

Found you from Gigi! Love it!

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Dawn (Bee and Rose) · 791 weeks ago

Ugh....bad grammar makes me binge on Ruffles and dip...

Awesome Dear So and So (as always!)

(love the message from your Granny!!)

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Mad Woman · 791 weeks ago

I love your Dear So and So letters. Glad my kids aren't the only ones commenting on the size of asses.

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Krafty Max · 791 weeks ago

can anyone jump in on the Dear So and So letters? I would love to join in, is there a specific day that we are supposed to post? I see the widget, just want to make sure I do this right.....love the letters...want to add mine too!!!

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NFAH · 790 weeks ago

Better late than never, just finally got mine up for this week. And OMG that comment from Granny is the sweetest thing ever.

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livingdeadnurse · 790 weeks ago

love it!

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Magic Mummy · 790 weeks ago

I've just added a link to my letter.... It's called 'Dear Spammer'

Yours are brilliant x

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Rachel · 790 weeks ago

Lovin' it! Count me in!

Lily Ruth's Mama (Rachel)

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