Here are my favorite jokes lately:
Her: Knock Knock!
Me: Who's there?
Me: Dr. Who?
Her: You just said it.
(A normal American kid would never tell this joke, but a normal British kid would)
Her: How many legs does a snail have? (she totally asked me this like it was a real question)
Her: Yeah, but it has a REALLY big foot. *then she started giggling and snorting just like her dear ol mom*
What are some good kid jokes you have heard lately? You know I am totally going to steal them and use them on her.