Nothing Trumps A Good Sense of Humor

LaLa might not have a lot of grace, but she is entirely too smart for her own good and has a wicked sense of humor. Over the past couple weeks she has told me jokes that make me actually giggle, not because they are original, or even that great, but because she told them with perfect timing. That is a gift (you know you have met those people who get to the punchline and totally botch it).

Here are my favorite jokes lately:

Her: Knock Knock!

Me: Who's there?

Her: Dr.

Me: Dr. Who?

Her: You just said it.

(A normal American kid would never tell this joke, but a normal British kid would)

And...

Her: How many legs does a snail have? (she totally asked me this like it was a real question)

Me: Ummm..None.

Her: Yeah, but it has a REALLY big foot. *then she started giggling and snorting just like her dear ol mom*

What are some good kid jokes you have heard lately? You know I am totally going to steal them and use them on her.