3 Bedroom Bungalow to Let in Crazytown: Nothing Trumps A Good Sense of Humor

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Nothing Trumps A Good Sense of Humor

LaLa might not have a lot of grace, but she is entirely too smart for her own good and has a wicked sense of humor. Over the past couple weeks she has told me jokes that make me actually giggle, not because they are original, or even that great, but because she told them with perfect timing. That is a gift (you know you have met those people who get to the punchline and totally botch it).

Here are my favorite jokes lately:

Her: Knock Knock!

Me: Who's there?

Her: Dr.

Me: Dr. Who?

Her: You just said it.

(A normal American kid would never tell this joke, but a normal British kid would)

And...

Her: How many legs does a snail have? (she totally asked me this like it was a real question)

Me: Ummm..None.

Her: Yeah, but it has a REALLY big foot. *then she started giggling and snorting just like her dear ol mom*

What are some good kid jokes you have heard lately? You know I am totally going to steal them and use them on her.

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Annie · 770 weeks ago

We spent the car journey to a swimming lesson making jokes up about cows LOL Isabelle is 5 and makes up the worst jokes that aren't jokes, in the world ever, but her cow jokes were great.

What do cows listen to? Moooooosic
Why to cows go to the cinema? to see a mooooovie
What did one cow say to the other when it was in the way? Moooove over.

I could go on... but won't LOL

Gotta love kids humour

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Eternally Distracted · 770 weeks ago

The Dr Who joke is definitely an all time favourite... I tried to explain it once to my Greek partner. All I can say is it was a MESS!!

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NappyValleyHousewife · 770 weeks ago

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Boo!
Boo Who?
What are you crying about?

Er, yeah, that one is bandied about by my 5-yo quite regularly.

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Emma · 770 weeks ago

Loving that snail one!!

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SueAnn · 770 weeks ago

I loved the snail one too!! No little kids here...so I don't have any cute jokes to share. LaLa cracks me up!
Hugs
SueAnn

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Meagan · 770 weeks ago

No great joke, but my ten-year-old recently told me his favorite pick-up line. "If you were a booger...I'd pick you first." I know...a real charmer!

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Captain Dumbass · 770 weeks ago

None of my kids jokes make any sense at all.

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Expat Mum · 770 weeks ago

What lies at the bottom of the sea and shivers?

A nervous wreck!

Ba da boom.

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Jenni · 770 weeks ago

How about:

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrupting cow wt--

MOOO!

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crunchiemummy 61p · 770 weeks ago

My littlest one is now getting in to the knock knock jokes now. His are absolutely mental though as they make no sense! A favourite is:

Knock, knock
Who' s there?
Yoddle.
Yoddle who?
That's not you yoddle. It goes loke this ... Yoddle hay hee ho!

Sorry!

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Mellodee · 770 weeks ago

To the Commenter above: The Yodel joke is a great joke!! And it makes perfect sense. Sorry, Karen, but maybe you missed the point???

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Barenakedmummy · 770 weeks ago

There are several jokes that Bel likes, one of which if I hear ever again (I am bound to) I will scream:

Why do Bees have sticky Hair? Because they use honeycombs (yes its this one!!)

Whats Brown and Sticky ? A Stick / A Bar of Chocolate / A POO!

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? POKE HER Face

Where do bees go to the toilet? THE B P Station!!

I could go on there are loads!!

(I may have to steal post Kat - sorry!!)
BNM
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