3 Bedroom Bungalow to Let in Crazytown: Conversation With My Brain

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Conversation With My Brain

Brain: Kat, you really need to stop the girls from digging holes in the back garden. The Man is going to step in one of them one day while he is mowing the grass and really hurt himself.

Me: Well, what do you want me to do about it, Brain? I can't just duct tape the kid's arms to their sides. Duct tape hands to sides.....hmmmmm.

Brain: Don't even think about it!

Obviously school needs to be back in session.

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michelloui 36p · 761 weeks ago

Yes, you can always tell when it's time for school to start again... (just hide the duct tape). :)

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SueAnn · 761 weeks ago

LOL! Yep it is that time. I saw a picture once where a man (who was taking care of his 8 month year old son) duct taped him to the wall. He was getting into everything so he started duct tapping him and didn't stop till he was attached to the wall. He didn't touch his skin with the tape...just his t shirt and diaper!! LOL! It was quite funny to see the kid hanging there...and he was happy too!
So see...not a foreign idea after all!!
Hugs
SueAnn

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Mishelle · 761 weeks ago

Duct tape IS a good sign of children needing to go back to school. A very good sign. I will spend the rest of the day thinking of how I could use it - interesting.... Hmmm...

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Expat Mum · 761 weeks ago

So tempting. Unfortunately it probably doesn't work with teenagers. Unless of course, I just do the mouth area!

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georgie · 761 weeks ago

LOL...duct tape is a wonderful thing! so many uses =)

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Kez Lewis · 761 weeks ago

Why the feck isn't my brain thinking like this? I've had 6 weeks with 4 kids aged 6 and under and not one frigging time did my brain suggest using Duct tape... God damn my stupidity!