Monday, August 4, 2008

I love you Urban Dictionary

After reading Black Hockey Jesus' post about the Funky Cold Medina I had to go on Urban Dictionary to find out what a Funky Cold Medina really is. Cause I am OCD like that. Which is for those who are wondering:

1. funky cold medina

The title of the second single from Ton Loc, which was (co-)written by Young MC, and released on the Delicious Vinyl record label in the late 80's.

In the video, Ton Loc demystifies the "funky cold medina" when he points to a bottle of Absolut Vodka. Though the concept of a "funky cold medina" is generally a drink - not just pure vodka. It's made by pouring one oz respectively of Absolut Vodka, Southern Comfort and Blue CuraƧao over ice and topped of with cranberry juice.

Anyways, I started scrolling down through other definitions that looked like they could be promising for a giggle and came across these:

1. funky kingston

To stick your finger in your own butthole or someone elses butthole then stick it to their nose and/or in their mouth.

UGH!

1. funky sac

When sweat and stink build up around a man's scrotum, perhaps after exercising or working in a hot environment, this condition is the result.

Around here, we refer to that as swamp nuts....

1. DILF

1)acronym for "dad I'd like to fuck"
2)a heterosexual female's version of a MILF (see milf)


I guess that is why my husband is??

1. DILIGAF

Acronym for "Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck".
Pronounced; Dilly Gaff
A short terse answer given when someone complains about your behaviour or actions.
Used more as a statement or exclamation rather than as a genuine query.


Oh how I love this acronym...

2 comments:

LiteralDan said...

Urban Dictionary is tremendously amusing, as much for the legitimate definitions as the totally crazy made-up ones.

Lola said...

Uh-oh. This Urban Dictionary is going to get me in some trouble. Thanks so much for letting me in on it. I'm headed there right now!