Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Oh Lordy Mercy

"You're the only person who could give your kids stripper nicknames" -My Mom

Self fulfilling prophecy? Maybe, judging recent behavior. Every time my kids get dressed they feel the need to shake their naked butts at either me or The Man. While doing this they yell "Naked BUTT!!" The first time, cute. Now, concerning.

"They don't grade fathers, but if your daughter's a stripper...you f-ed up!" - Chris Rock

27 comments:

Badass Geek said...

I would be scared. Any maybe buy stock in body glitter and Victoria's Secret.

Midlife, menopause, mistakes and random stuff... said...

Hahahaha.....that is one of my favorite Chris Rock quotes!!
People have to learn a living though right :)

Steady On
Reggie Girl

Single Parent Dad said...

I am trying to think of posting something, that is largely appropriate.... No..........Nothing.

Bobby G said...

The daddy's Job to keep the daughter off the pole! lol

OhCaptain said...

And here, I spent all this time warning my girls about cowboys...damn.

Me, You, or Ellie said...

I think it's a problem if the *don't* shake their naked booty when they see the chance....

Ellie

Jess said...

You mother is correct. Nakie butt time! Wahoo!

Jen said...

that is just too funny.

for a different kind of girl said...

Naked butt time is just so freeing, though!

Sprite's Keeper said...

Great, things to look forward to..

Anonymous said...

I'm lmao. That's hilarious. Unless, of course, your kids are, like, 14 and 16 :)))

Braja said...

wait, how did I get to be Anonymous. That was me....musta clicked the wrong button...

Rachel Tamed said...

I think babies just like to test their boundaries a bit...and shake their booties. If they are still doing it in 5 years or so, concern might be very appropriate!

blissfully caffeinated said...

Great Chris Rock quote. So true. My two-year-old is a total nudist. She hates clothes and takes them off at least 7 times a day. And it worries my mother to no end. She wants to know why Avery doesn't have any clothes on every time she comes over. Like I'm just not dressing her or something. Wait, this is turning into a rant about my mother when I meant it to be a comment in support of you and you bootie shaking kids. Oops.

Cape Cod Gal said...

I thought that was acceptable behavior...am I wrong thinking that? I feel that it is important to share my nake butt. It's a nice butt. It should be seen.

Sammanthia said...

I remember when Carter was little and he climbed on the coffee table (the one in front of the window in the living room) totally naked and played the harmonica. My neighbor is still laughing about it.

honeywine said...

At least they'll have job security? Right? lol

Chairman Bill said...

I do it all the time to my partner. Nothing wrong with it.

Bee and Rose said...

This is becoming widespread amongst toddlers in the US...I have been reading about this epidemic all over blogland! I have a 6 yr old...crikey! No doubt booty shaking will commence here at any moment!

Bridgeburners said...

You know, the really good stri- exotic dancers can make a lot of money. Just saying.

Lola said...

Hey, my uptight neighbors gave their daughters real stripper names, as my husband likes to point out every time we see one of the girls.

I think you're safe with the nicknames and the nudity. My kid has always run around naked shaking his goods. Glad I have a boy, though!

kel said...

my daughter insists on shaking her bare butt at us all the time. I really hope she outgrows that before she hits college..

ChurchPunkMom said...

heh heh.. my kids do that too.

not sure if that makes you feel better or worse.. ;)

Cameron said...

Good call Chris Rock, if your daughter end up being a stripper then you done fucked up. But what if your son became a pimp? Should you be proud? Hmmm.....

Cat said...

When I started sprouting tiny boob-nubs, I used to jump up and down in front of my poor family and make them witness the jiggle.

Then I'd squeeze my butt and show them the cottage cheese. God damn if I didn't realize how much I'd hate it someday.

Amy@Bitchin'WivesClub said...

I LOOOOOOVE that Chris Rock routine! So funny.

My boys do their fair share of naked booty shaking and slapping, too. It makes me crazy some days and makes me laugh hysterically on others. Watcha gonna do??

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