"You're the only person who could give your kids stripper nicknames" -My Mom
Self fulfilling prophecy? Maybe, judging recent behavior. Every time my kids get dressed they feel the need to shake their naked butts at either me or The Man. While doing this they yell "Naked BUTT!!" The first time, cute. Now, concerning.
"They don't grade fathers, but if your daughter's a stripper...you f-ed up!" - Chris Rock