Thursday, May 14, 2009

PMS and other stuff



This was me yesterday. 

After cleaning the house from top to bottom (including mopping the kitchen and scrubbing toilets...well the toilets that haven't been shattered by my terrorist cat) I told LaLa "Do NOT make a mess!"  The first thing she did when she got home was ask for a snack, then she proceeded to throw the wrapper on the floor.  I burst into tears.  Irrational?  Probably.

Conversation from last night while I was trying to get LaLa in bed:
Me- Hey kid, time for bed.
LaLa- I don't want to go to bed.
Me- Don't you want to go to school?
Her- umm yes.  I mean no!
Me-  It was a rhetorical question, get your PJ's on.
Her- What is rhetorical?
Me-  It means it doesn't matter what your answer was, you're still going to bed.

Motherly teaching at it's finest I tell you!!

I just had a cheesey chicken burrito for breakfast.  Don't judge me people. 

30 comments:

splodge said...

I just laughed for the first time today, then promptly got weepy. Now I'm eating chocolate chip cookies - we're walking clichés!

The Stiletto Mom said...

What's wrong with a chicken burrito? I just ate a piece of pizza. Is that wrong too?

American in Britain said...

Geez, I wish my kids were that easy.

tracy said...

Way cool parenting!

rock on with your rhetorical self

tracy

Single Parent Dad said...

How was the cake?

Bobby G said...

LMAO! MY GF is totally crazy too! if a commercial comes on thats even remotely cute she will burst into tears. We were mother's day card shopping and everyone made her cry! im like WOW! lol

Heather said...

Mmmm, cheese!
I say take comfort wherever you can get it.

Badass Geek said...

So THATS what that means.

It all makes sense now.

for a different kind of girl said...

I WISH I had a chicken burrito to eat right now! No judgement from me, sister!

Kurt said...

There are very few things that aren't fixed by burrito.

Cameron said...

I had a loaded omelet biscuit from Hardee's...how can I judge?

Nicole said...

Ahh, chocolate cake does seem to solve all problems.

Reinvent Dad said...

I had the same old oatmeal for breakfast, so a chicken cheese burrito sounds like heaven my friend.

Lisa Brandos said...

I'm like that without the PMS... what can I say? I'm special like that! You get extra points for old-school Nintendo princess usage.

Oh, and you've got something waiting for you at mah bloggy blog. Come n get it!

Sprite's Keeper said...

What, a cheesy chicken burrito for breakfast isn't common?

BeautifulWreck said...

LOL.... PMS is alive and well at this house right now too. Crazy is definitely residing here.

Employee No. 3699 said...

And right next to the rhetorical questions is "Because I said so."

Captain Dumbass said...

I just cried because I didn't have a cheesy chicken burrito for breakfast.

The Laughing Idiot said...

I sometimes tell my kids not to do something because if they fall and hit their heads, their brains will fall out. Terrible, I know, but it works!

Mary@Holy Mackerel said...

Isn't parenting fun stuff??

I've had guacamole and tortilla chips for breakfast on more than one occasion...just so you know.

Michele said...

Nothing wrong with a burrito for breakfast as long as you resisted the margarita.

scaryazeri said...

Fantastic! Very funny.Loved it.

Elizabeth Bradley said...

:-). What is it about cheese anyway? How it can fix a person?

Cape Cod Gal said...

When PMS strikes the only cure is to eat what ever you want. No judgement here! Been there, done that...will do it again in 24 days!

ChurchPunkMom said...

where's my cheesy chicken burrito??

Comedy Goddess said...

I think you did rather well. You have buritos, I have cupcakes. C'est la PMS.

Just a Plane Ride Away said...

Ha! This is hilarious. Er, the comic, not you, dear. A cheesey chicken burrito sounds like the right thing for a day like that. Maybe followed up with a bit of chocolate!

Season said...

That comic is priceless! LMAO!

mocha beanie mummy said...

And sometimes, those are just the best days ever. ;o)

And hell I eat Skittles for breakfast, I couldn't say shit really.

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