Sunday, June 28, 2009

Snippets

Guys, my parents are in town. That means one thing; I couldn't make this shit up if I tried.

So on Friday me, my mom, my dad and KiKi are in the car driving on base to the BX (it's like Wal-Mart for the military). We are potty training KiKi and she is wearing Dora underpants. Well I made the comment "KiKi, don't pee in your underpants, you don't want to pee on Dora." Then I hear my mom (who is in the front passenger seat) under her breath (where only I could hear) say "Yeah, cause if you pee on Dora she'll drown. Then Diego will come after you with a machete and then Boots will go all spider monkey on you. So, yeah it is just best not to pee on Dora" I have never laughed so hard in my life.

So I gave in and we got a Wii. My husband was playing Mario 3 and he yelled "Refuse to lose, Mario!" during level 6 (Ice World), when he was hell bent on Mario domination.

My mom farted in front of two of the ladies who answer questions at Windsor Castle as we were exiting the State Apartments. The Man asked if the carpet squeaked. She claims she is just old
so it happens. Whatev mom.


PS-Blogger's formating hates me again.

24 comments:

Katie Robinson said...

HAHAHAHA!!! That's so great!

Angie Ledbetter said...

Oh my. Bet the staid and proper
Brits just lurve y'all! :)

Cammie said...

Your mom sounds like MY mom. Good luck with the PT-ing!

Michele said...

I love your mom.

I'm jealous. I want a Wii fit. You would think I was asking for world peace.

Sounds like you are all having a good time

lizspin said...

But is it acceptable to fart on Dora????

Do you mess her hair??? Or her dress???

Jen said...

you mom is a crack up!

Mary@Holy Mackerel said...

I would have farted outside Windsor Castle too, just for fun.

The Queen farts too...and I bet they aren't silent ones.

Irish Gumbo said...

Dora, drown? Um, maybe then its reall okay to pee on Dora, yes? I'm just sayin'...

Captain Dumbass said...

What about peeing on Boots? I mean, he's a monkey and they're not exactly the cleanest of animals.

Wiiiiiiii!

The Laughing Idiot said...

Dora, Diego, Boots - HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Carpet squeak - I'll have to remember that.

I love it when relatives are around, it's a smorgasborg of material!

mo.stoneskin said...

I've always wanted to fart in Windser Castle ever since I left a booger in the Vatican.

Joanie M said...

I have a little something for you on my blog!

Sandy said...

OMG, too funny! Tell us more, your mom sounds hyserically funny.

I get the distinct impression lots of people don't care for Dora!

Badass Geek said...

An episode of Dora with some crazy, machete-wielding guy is pretty much my dream.

smitten by britain said...

I can't believe your Mom said 'spider monkey'. Ha!

Mom in High Heels said...

Your mom is hilarious! I can't wait to hear more!

Gaston Studio said...

LMAO, too funny!

Employee No. 3699 said...

I love Wii bowling...except when my seven year old grandson beats me.

Jenni said...

moms farting is always funny. moms farting in windsor castle? comic gold.

Joanie M said...

Your mom has a wicked sense of humor! I like it!

BeautifulWreck said...

LMAO .. this is COMEDY!!

Expat mum said...

At Windsor they blame it on the barking spiders!

Pseudonymous High School Teacher said...

Your mom is a hoot!

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