Monday, November 9, 2009

How I Moved House in 4 Days and Lived to Tell About It

...or If Anyone Ever Tells You They Enjoy Moving House They Are A Dirty Filthy Liar! (you can tell them I said that too). So I am alive right now, in the new house, internetless, tv less, and it pretty much looks like a bomb went off. BUT I have some funny stories to tell you, cause duh, like I could do anything without making a total fiasco out of it.... Right now, however, I am at the base library and only have 117 minutes remaining on my aloted time (THEY RATION IT?!?!?) Tomorrow I SHOULD have my broadband back up (pray for me). Until then I am relying on my blackberry. You should follow my twitter updates (3bedroom).

Oh. and The Man, pretty much almost took out "the twins" with our entertainment center. I am sorry guys, if you can manage to nail yourself in the nuts with a piece of furniture, believe me, I am gonna drop my end of the piece of furniture and fall into a fit of giggles. It is just how it is.

Take Care! I will try to post again soon. *Air Kisses*

17 comments:

Michele said...

You're done having kids right? Then he didn't need them anyway.

The Crazy Suburban Mom said...

I totally didnt know you had twitter - but than how could you not?

lol I'll find you. I don't twitter much or interestingly but I'm sure you do :)

Tracy

Chelsie said...

Haha. I make it a point to laugh at my husband any chance I get, it keeps his head from getting too big.

Single Parent Dad said...

This post brought back the pain of moving, so I feel yours. Hope it is sorted soon, and is your last for a while.

Sandy said...

I haven't moved in 23 years and if I don't for another 23 that will be just fine. Of course at that point I might be going out feet first so who cares.

Nikki said...

I always laugh when people hurt their private parts. I makes for many awkward situations.

Cassie said...

I hate moving. I always end up packing something I desperately need in the very last box to be unpacked.

Jenni said...

wait, what? no TV? what on earth are you doing with your children?

Jen said...

Well, now you two can sing XMAS carol duets, sharing the melody! No harmony needed! ;)
Oh, and I've pretty much laid down the law that I'll be buried in the backyard before I move again. Feel your pain...

Jenny said...

I don't know if there is anything I hate more than moving. Well, mowing.... and weed eating. But anyway, they're all right up there! Hope you get your internet back tomorrow.

Mad Woman said...

I'm pretty sure cats and dogs do just fine without their nuts, so he'll be ok. And I would totally drop my end of the furniture to giggle too.

Tracie said...

Moving is the absolute worst!!! You are lucky to have made it through :)

I'm following you on Twitter now!

Captain Dumbass said...

At least you already have the girls.

Mom in High Heels said...

LOL! Men are so sensitive about their bits aren't they?
I do not envy you moving yourselves. It was a forced move, so the military should have done it. I HATE moving ourselves. The last time we did it though, our household goods hadn't arrived yet, so there wasn't a lot to move, but still, I hated it. I'll keep my fingers crossed that you get your internet up at home. Ours was out all day yesterday (Thanks Deutsche Telekom) and I nearly lost my mind. We had TV (thank goodness) but no phone or internet. It was like living in the dark ages.

Michelloui said...

Well done for surviving (well, sort of!). Now you can just get down to nesting and settling in and before long you'll be fine!

Toni said...

I too fall about in fits of giggles at other people's pain - Karma's gonna get me a bitch at some point! :)

Lady Who Lunches said...

Wow! I definitely feel for you! Good luck!