Friday, February 4, 2011

Dear So and So...It's A Mixed Bag Really

Oh Friday, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways*. Yep, it's that time again, minions errm I mean readers. It is time to let your inner nasty (sometimes nice) anonymous writer out of it's neat little box and let it have free reign to say exactly what it likes. No apologies necessary, well unless you want to and they are in letter form. Let's get started.

Dear Wind,

Can you cut it out so I can sleep tonight? You really didn't help my cause last night. Your ghostly howls were not amusing at all. I was not impress with you lifting the bin off the back porch and placing it in the middle of the garden. I was not impressed with you banging the gate of my fence. All. Night. Long. I would really appreciate it if you would just stop.

Exhausted, Kat
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Dear WeightWatchers,

*high five* *fist bump* *hip bump* *secret handshake* 6.5 lbs off at weigh in! Wooooooohooooooooooooo!!!

Love, Kat
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Dear Cheetos,

How dare you tempt me with your cheesy, corn based goodness!?! I shall overcome you with the might of...oh wait...I don't have to! I can just eat a few of you and be done with my craving! Maybe...in theory... let's just say thank goodness for cheat points.

*Strokes Bag of Cheetos*, Kat
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Dear Everyone Who Has Wondered Where The Hell I Have Been Online All Week,

Book binge. My bad.

Ran Out of Books, Kat
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Dear Readers,

You know what to do! If you have letters please link up!!

Love, Kat

13 comments:

Stacey said...

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Mellodee said...

Mine is a mixed bag too! I think it comes from the winter blahs! I know I've got 'em! Come on over and join the parade!

imperfectpages said...

I think I've linked up! I'll try again later if not... I read lots of Dear So and So and love them, so I'm pleased to be finally joining in.

Well done on the weightloss!

I'm So Fancy said...

Congrats on the weight loss!!! Good job! Cheetos will just stain your new skinny jeans orange. Don't need that. xx

Liska said...

I did the "blow your own blog horn" at Mummy's Little Monkey...
The entry after mine at no.4 was Imperfect Pages... She'd done Dear So and So which took me here...
blog hopping is soooo much fun.
I had written the letter yesterday before discovering this... hence no link, but I can add one now...
I genuiunely was just having a tearful moment with my Dearly Departed Gran, and it spookily then worked for this...

Have a good weekend,
Liska

unmitigated me said...

If those Cheetos come calling too often, just remember how awesome that 6.5 lb weight loss felt!! Congratulations!

Jess said...

Shut the fuck up!! 6.5lbs!!! That is AWESOME! Keep it up girl!!! SO PROUD!!!

Expat mum said...

6.5 el beez. Respect!

Mom in High Heels said...

6.5 pounds? Good for you!!!

Domestic Goddesque said...

6.5lbs is awesome! That's an absolutely brilliant achievement and don't let the Cheetos tell you otherwise.

alysonsblog said...

great news on the weight loss thats just fantastic!

Emma said...

Well done in the weight lovely!! Not seen you online in ages! I must keep missing you!!

Paula Virgo said...

Dear Kat

Thanks for the opportunity to vet in a light hearted manner

Fan of Dear So and So...