A man and a lady shopping at the commissary-
Her- I nead one head of lettuce to shred for tacos and one bag of lettuce for salads."
Him obviously confused walked over to the heads of lettuce and picked up one "So one of these?"
Her- "Yes, do you understand what I am talking about?" Walks off without an answer
Him turning around towards the head of lettuce and half under his breath "Nope"
Poor chunky kid at the swimming pool...in a speedo. He couldn't get onto the inflatable obstacle course and none of the other children would help him up.
I was changing KiKi's diaper on Thursday night and she was lying down and I was leaning over her with my butt kinda up in the air. Well LaLa decided to kick my butt. Only she didn't kick me in the butt. "Hey, Mom, I'm kicking your butt!!" "Ummm, that isn't exactly my butt!" She kicked me in the va-jay-jay three times.