So The Man and I were sitting on the couch last night watching a crappy movie on TV. Then a commercial comes on advertising next weeks crappy movie de jour. "Under Siege". The following is an actual conversation, no words have been changed to protect those who are guilty of no taste.
The Man- "Under Siege, that movie is kick ass"
Me- Dude, no. That movie sucks.
The Man- "Nuh uh, it has Tommy Lee Jones..."
Me- "Yeah and Steven Segal!! That alone disqualifies it"
The Man- "But it also has a hot chick popping out of a cake!"
Maybe I stand corrected?