Monday, February 16, 2009

Kidding Me?

So The Man and I were sitting on the couch last night watching a crappy movie on TV. Then a commercial comes on advertising next weeks crappy movie de jour. "Under Siege". The following is an actual conversation, no words have been changed to protect those who are guilty of no taste.

The Man- "Under Siege, that movie is kick ass"
Me- Dude, no. That movie sucks.
The Man- "Nuh uh, it has Tommy Lee Jones..."
Me- "Yeah and Steven Segal!! That alone disqualifies it"
The Man- "But it also has a hot chick popping out of a cake!"

Maybe I stand corrected?

25 comments:

Yaya said...

Lol! I think he's got you on the hot chick thing..haha!

Midlife, menopause, mistakes and random stuff... said...

ewwww. I'm with you......Steven Segal?????
But that being said, he may have aced you on the cake thingy :)

Steady On
Reggie Girl

splodge said...

You can't argue with a girl popping out of a cake. Tommy Lee Jones never disappoints.

There's a lot of crap on t.v. in England, for sure.

Melissa said...

Let's be clear- anything with Steven Segal in it is crap! The woman, as usual, is correct.

Irish Gumbo said...

Oh, jeez, I was with you until the hot chick popping out of cake. Hmm...

Tough call. Maybe I should go watch the movie first, study it, get back to you...

Bobby G said...

Steven Segal, Under Siege was a good movie! The hot chick Erika Eleniak (yeah I know that lol) was Playboy playmate of the yr in 1989! That was prob Steven Segals Best Movie (Read: Tommy Lee Jones Worst lol)

Heather said...

Tommy Lee + girl in cake? I think he's got you there. At least it wasn't Segal popping out of the cake. Blaaaargh.

Braja said...

Yep, sorry: chic poppin' out of a cake wins. Steven Segal is GROSS. But the chic? Bad luck...

Chris said...

The only good movie that Seagal was in was Executive Decision. I suppose that's because he died so quickly. =D

ChurchPunkMom said...

yeah.. um.. hot chicks jumping out of cakes always redeem Steven Segal... suure..

LazyMom said...

Please...just another dick flick...let him watch it.

Real Live Lesbian said...

I think the chick+cake only balances out Steven Segal. That leaves a decision based on Tommy Lee Jones.

Apparently....lots of people like girls popping out of cakes around here!

Miss Grace said...

I guess a hot chick popping out of a cake changes the whole game.

Cape Cod Gal said...

She's really not that hot. She just has big boobs. Oh wait, that's what guys think are hot. I stand corrected.

Mama Dawg said...

Sorry, hot chick out of a cake trumps disqualificatin of a movie just cause Segal's in it. The Man wins this one.

Kim Hightower said...

I don't care how many hot chicks jump out of a cake.. if the movie has anything to do with Steven Segal - BLAH! I can picture him with his goofy slick hair right now!

Bridgeburners said...

Girl in the cake.

Sammanthia said...

I think any movie that stars Steven Segal or Fabio should be banned from here on out. I mean, seriously.
Who's with me?

for a different kind of girl said...

No. I'm pretty sure you're still right when it comes to this!

:)

Always Home and Uncool said...

Hot chicks always overrule Steven Seagal.

Jen said...

the hot chick thing always wins.

Momo Fali said...

No, he's definitely wrong. Steven Segal cancels out Tommy Lee Jones and hot chicks.

Petra a.k.a The Wise (*Young*) Mommy said...

Sounds like an exact conversation my husband and I would have. I mean, EXACTLY.

Steven Segal is THE WORST.

OhCaptain said...

Sometimes it's the little things that make a movie. Do you think I really liked the story line or the music in Coyote Ugly?

colepack said...

amazing what men remember about movies...