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Friday, December 11, 2009

Dear So and So...I Could Really Go For a Red Bull

Dear Landlady's Partner,

I am soooo gonna bake you a sour cream pound cake. You got my septic tank ACTUALLY fixed this time. Mind you, you had to dig up part of my garden to do it, but at least I can live my life without the fear of poo again.

Indebted, Kat
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Dear Bacon,

I wish I knew how to quit you.

Mmmmm, Kat
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Dear Primary School,

I understand that there is a "fire code" and only so many parents are allowed to go to each school performance, so I was kinda bummed that I had to get one ticket to the 2 o'clock show instead of 2 tickets to the 6 o'clock show since you ran out. BTW, when you send home notices to the parents, you guys should make sure they actually go into their nice yellow (had to purchase cause you said so)book bag instead of getting shoved to the BOTTOM of the backpack.
*grumble* Kat

PS- My hubster is still mad he didn't get to see LaLa's play. I told him he didn't miss much but I don't think that made him feel any better about it.
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Dear People (no one in general),

I seriously took my life into my own hands when taking KiKi to school this morning. The fog here is really thick out in the country side. Pea soup thick.

Photographic Proof:
(fairly clear day)


(today)

Now, I am guessing (based on former high school/college marching band experience) that I could see roughly 20 yards (sorry to all the Canadians who don't use Imperial measurements, but I am American and the metric system makes about as much sense to me as why men find the movie "Baseketball" funny). The road outside my house is a 50 mph road and dumbasses don't use headlights sometimes in the mornings. Needless to say I said a little prayer before I pulled out of my driveway this morning. Thankfully nobody was coming, lets see if we can reproduce that little miracle in about an hour when I have to leave again to pick KiKi up from school. The things mothers do for their children's education....

OMG I could have died, Kat
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Dear Readers,

If you have any letters please use Mr. Linky so I can come visit your site and read them! I do love a good rant. To all those who didn't write letters, come on, dooooo it. You know you want to!!

Have a nice relaxing weekend ya'll!

Love, Kat


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Love the one to bacon.... lol. And the fog here is ridiculous! We also have to pull out onto a road where people are driving entirely too fast and it can be harrowing. *~~*
I'm so excited to join this Friday fun - I've been reading them and laughing over them for quite awhile!
Oh yeah, the one to bacon... pricelesss.
Why would you *want* to quit bacon?
Pea soup and bacon. Now I'm hungry. (pppst! glad you did the poo one first or might have lost my appetite)
Drive safe I can't believe that fog! You can't quit Bacon and I can't quit sugar...it's my crack!
Dude, it's just like The Mist out there. If you see any giant spider, I'd hole up for a while, mmmmkay?
As a firefighter I am impressed the school actually follows the fire code!!! The places where I live sure don't!! Great post and I look forward to joining in the fun!!!
Did you call the dental clinic yet?? Will be calling you this afternoon to see if you have accomplished this task. Children, children...
No more procrastination.

Granny

XOXO
Crazy fog here too this morning! (Near Peterborough). Seems to have burned off now though.
1 reply · active 799 weeks ago
I am with everyone else...pea soup and bacon made me hungry!! Yummmmy!!! And why oh why would you want to quit bacon? Makes no sense to me. Sorry you both couldn't go to the performance and why don't they make sure the notices are packed correctly so the parents can find them. They never have figured that out!!!???
Hugs
SueAnn
I'm guessing that by adding one more performance, they could have satisfied everyone.
I sometimes wish I could quit bacon too. But then I realize I would eat fewer breakfasts if I did. Hope the fog doesn't eat you.
But... metric is easier.
Man I wish I knew how to quit the bacon too... Mmmmm... And all that other good and bad for me stuff!

Happy Friday!
LOL your grandmother wants to know if you have called the dentist...that is hilarious! I love her so much and I don't even know her! Fog is evil. Bacon is good.
We got fog like that here. It is the weirdest thing. I have never seen anything like it anywhere else I have been.
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I'm still confused, why would you want to quit bacon???
That's so not fair that your husband wanted to go and didn't get to! Clearly they need a bigger auditorium.
Great. Now I want bacon. ;) A lot of bacon. I'm cold and hungry and now I want bacon. LOL
I remember living in England just watching the fog roll in.. scary to a kid.

Bacon buttie is calling my name.
Gee. Thanks for the craving.

Oh, and HEY! Long time!
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Captain Dumbass · 799 weeks ago

I saw maple bacon flavoured coffee this morning. Oh, sorry, I meant FLAVORED.
Metric is easier, but I can measure things in inches and feet better too. I'm a terrible Canadian.
I just bought bacon yesterday. Buy 1 get 1. Is there nothing else more glorious than that?

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