Thursday, July 8, 2010

Dear So and So...Get It Together

Dear Brain,

OK, I know that you might be semi fogged because of allergies, still on vacation due to CyberMummy, whatever, it isn't funny anymore. I need to quit forgetting things. Seriously. I forgot my keys in KiKi's nursery room this morning. This makes twice that I have forgot my keys there- THIS WEEK. The teachers are now asking me if I am pregnant because apparently I have "pregnant brain". Not funny, brain, not funny at all.

Get It Together, Kat

Dear LaLa,

Quit whining. Period. I can't take it anymore.

Love, Mom

Dear Elizabeast,

Your vet appointment is on Monday, if you could just quit itching until then I would be most appreciative. It is nearly impossible to sleep with you on the end of my bed scratching all night. Hummmm, maybe this is why I am so irritable these days. Yes, I shall blame it on you, Beastie.

Love, Your Human Mom

Dear Eye Twitch,

This is day 3. Stop. Seriously, it isn't funny.

Highly Annoyed, Kat


Dear Readers,

Here's to an eye twitch free weekend. If you have a letter please link up!

Love, Kat