Thursday, July 8, 2010

Dear So and So...Get It Together

Dear Brain,

OK, I know that you might be semi fogged because of allergies, still on vacation due to CyberMummy, whatever, it isn't funny anymore. I need to quit forgetting things. Seriously. I forgot my keys in KiKi's nursery room this morning. This makes twice that I have forgot my keys there- THIS WEEK. The teachers are now asking me if I am pregnant because apparently I have "pregnant brain". Not funny, brain, not funny at all.

Get It Together, Kat
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Dear LaLa,

Quit whining. Period. I can't take it anymore.

Love, Mom
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Dear Elizabeast,

Your vet appointment is on Monday, if you could just quit itching until then I would be most appreciative. It is nearly impossible to sleep with you on the end of my bed scratching all night. Hummmm, maybe this is why I am so irritable these days. Yes, I shall blame it on you, Beastie.

Love, Your Human Mom
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Dear Eye Twitch,

This is day 3. Stop. Seriously, it isn't funny.

Highly Annoyed, Kat

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Dear Readers,

Here's to an eye twitch free weekend. If you have a letter please link up!

Love, Kat
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