Friday, August 14, 2009

Dear So and So...Getting My Act In Gear

Dear Self,

You totally sounded like the bad guy at the end of a scooby doo episode this morning. "If it wasn't for those needy kids I would have gotten away with 2 more hours of sleep too!" What is up with them wanting to get up at the crack of dawn anyway?

In need of a quick kip, Kat
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Dear Zyrtec,

While I love your allergy reducing qualities, I have had to skip you due to some weird dreams you seem to give me. Pulling back skin on my foot and seeing pumpkins seeds inside. TOO WEIRD. Very Gross! Extremely disturbing!

Dude!, Kat
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Dear House,

Clean yourself. K, Thanks.

Meh, Kat
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Dear Glade,

Best commercial!


Giggling,
Kat
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25 comments:

Lana said...

suffering from allergies sounds like the perfect excuse to make your house clean itself. let me know if you can get it to work, i'm intruiged.

Mango Girl said...

That glade commercial was...uhm, disturbingly funny! I will giggle about that all day!

Middle Aged Woman said...

My parents had something like that in their bathroom. It was coconut scented. So after you did your business, it smelled like a Sh*t Colada.

Mama Dawg said...

I want to do a poo at Paul's, too!

But just because they have the button flusher, not because of the Glade "toxins right down your gullet" product.

Badass Geek said...

I like my OTC drugs to come with the added bonus of hallucinations and effed up dreams. Makes my life more interesting.

Vodka Mom said...

omg is that commercial for REAL??????

Kingsmom said...

I just starting taking Zertek this week. That explains a lot. Now I know.

Kitten said...

Zyrtec is awesome. I've never had the side effects that you've described, though.

Loved the Glade commercial. I may steal it for my blog.

Sprite's Keeper said...

John takes Zyrtec and says it doesn't affect him. If I take it, I would be one big walking side effect.

Captain Dumbass said...

Pumpkin seeds in your feet? You sound like my mom. Freak.

bigmamacass said...

Zyrtec made me sleepy. Doesn't that happen to you? Happy Friday!

Jen said...

LOL!

Aunt Juicebox said...

I'm curious, did your house do your bidding?

SSP said...

remember the pooped in the potty commercial from few years ago? I think it was from IKEA? I giggle about it every morning :-)

♥georgie♥ said...

LOVE your so n so...especially dear house LOL

Jen said...

Ugh! I would love it if my house cleaned itself. I think if I could have three wishes in life, that might be one of them.

Yaya said...

It's called Poo over there and not Poop? What the heck is wrong with those Brits....


Lol scooby doo voice.

Becky the Sign Lady said...

Love the commercial. Love the idea of a house that cleans itself. Let's invent one... we'll be rich.

jerlyn said...

dear so and So, what a great idea,
wow, one could really release a
huge amount of hostility!
Glade commercial, emjoyed big time.

and what the heck does Cpt. Dumbass mean saying "punkins seeds
in your feet reminded him of me,"
that man is Sick!

Bee and Rose said...

Oh my heck! I thought I had bizarre dreams! lol!

I am so writing a letter to my house too! Awesome!

LOVE the Glade commercial!

Angel said...

Dear Kat!

Thanks for the giggle, you should deffinitly change meds and if the house cleans itself can I borrow it for my room? thanks!
Angel

CK Lunchbox said...

"Dear house, clean yourself." LOL! I do I so identify with everything in this post. And if you want some really crazy dreams, try some Ambien. Whoo Doggie!

Single Parent Dad said...

You need to drop the brand name one-a-day hayfever tablets. Ask for Loratadine, same as Clarytyn, but cost me £3.50 for 30, as opposed to £4.50 for 7.

London City Mum said...

Kat - am new to your blog, love the postcards and came to you via FM/Brit in Bosnia.
How do I play along? I am confused! Not sure what you mean by 'grab the sidebar'... which one? It just opens up your blog again.
Let me know!
Yours techno-phobic/ignorant
LCM x

mo.stoneskin said...

Not once has my house listened to my orders about cleaning itself. I think there might be a world wide problem.