3 Bedroom Bungalow to Let in Crazytown: Dear So and So...Get Your Feet Off Me

Friday, April 23, 2010

Dear So and So...Get Your Feet Off Me

Dear KiKi,

I don't understand why when you sit on the couch you feel the need to flip sideways and jam your feet into my ribs. If that wasn't bad enough, since you are a wiggle worm, so you have to constantly readjust and kick my ribs. Basically I am being assaulted on the couch daily. Please stop.

Love, Mom

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Dear LaLa,

Aren't you glad to be back in school?

Hooray Easter Holidays Are Over!!!!, Mom (or as you say, Mum) (it was bound to happen eventually)

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Dear Elizabeast,

Prepare to be groomed. You need a bath, a hair cut and nail trimming. I will be your hair dresser extraordinaire. I can see now that this is going to be "entertaining". By "entertaining" I mean a pain in the ass.

Love, Human Mom

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Dear Volcano,

Let's keep ash levels low so that flights can continue to operate normally. I have my parents and my husband banking on friendly skies around the UK.

Capeesh! Kat

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Dear Mario Kart Wii,

I love you man.

Seriously, Kat

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Dear Readers,

If you have a letter, please feel free to link up. Did you know when you link up another angel gets it's wings? Or is that a bell ringing? Whatever, I say link up just in case. Have a good weekend!

Love, Kat

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SueAnn · 780 weeks ago

Your poor ribs!! Put a pillow around your ribs and let her kick into that?!
HA! Good luck on the bathing and grooming of the "beast"! Have a great day Kat!
Hugs
SueAnn

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Sarah in italy · 780 weeks ago

oh thank God for Dear So and So, was leaning towards going a bit volcanic myself. Luckily fury and rage slightly reduced due to to therapeutic natures of internet based rant.

I've been battered by my wriggle boy all morning on the sofa, my main drawback in terms of home education is the constant bruising by a fidget.

Sarah, British home educating mum to a mini Italian nationalist in deepest, darkest Lomellina. With extra added pilgrim issues

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turtleturtleturtle 21p · 780 weeks ago

I'm keeping my eye on that blooming volcano too.
Blooming volcano!

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missy · 780 weeks ago

My oldest does the foot thing too. Annoying!

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Meagan Frank · 780 weeks ago

Funny letters. Don't you wish you could just kick back...the volcano, not the kid:)

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Plan B · 780 weeks ago

All linked up - now looking around for the angel.... and oh, there's someone hoovering my floor! That must be it! Thank you angels!

ps those of us who live under the Heathrow flight path have quite a soft spot for the volcano, by the way.

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BigMamaCass · 780 weeks ago

Kiki is just like Monkey. He cannot sit still on the couch for more than 7 seconds without flipping sideways and kicking the ever loving crap outta me. I feel so assaulted :(
Is the volcano near you? (I'm not really watching the news)
Mario Kart Wii = The Bomb Yo

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Joanie M · 780 weeks ago

I'm with you on the volcano thing. My daughter is flying to Ireland on Mother's Day. At least she bought insurance in case something happens to prevent her from going (like volcano ash).

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Barbara · 780 weeks ago

I get kicked in the ribs in bed! Our son will crawl in between us on weekend mornings and I swear he turns sideways and lays on Daddy all cute and adorable...then kicks me like mad! :)

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Cassie · 780 weeks ago

My kids do the same kicking me in the ribs thing. I tell them they can put their head on me but their feet must face in the OTHER direction.

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Captain Dumbass · 780 weeks ago

I think they know what they're doing. It's getting back at us for every time we say no.

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Kimberly · 780 weeks ago

Elizabeast - that one has me giggling. I so love this meme!

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anka · 780 weeks ago

Hi.
Just a quick favor to ask, could you please delete entry no. 12? I managed to put your link instead of mine.
Loved your Dear so and so, as always.
have a great weekend,
a

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Melanie · 780 weeks ago

Why do kids have to put their feet in your ribs like that? Mine do that, too.

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Tanya (Bump2Basics) · 780 weeks ago

I have seen your letters before and they always make me laugh. This week I decided to join in and have really enjoyed it!

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TheMadHouse · 780 weeks ago

Oh how I long to do witting Dear so and so like yours, but I love the format and it is a great way off letting off steam

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Keely · 780 weeks ago

omg! X does that too. You think if I write him a letter he'll stop beating me up?

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snafflesmummy · 780 weeks ago

yes we get the rib kicking too. He will rearrange his whole position just to be able to get his feet on me.

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Mad Woman · 780 weeks ago

I love Mario Kart Wii too! So much fun!

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Eternally Distracted · 779 weeks ago

Seems like the volcano got your letter, lets hope the rest of them did too...

I was one of the l;ucky ones who benefitted from the delays :0)

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Julie - Momspective · 779 weeks ago

My son thinks that by stepping on my foot it will reise him up to my height and it hurts like hell. I say it's time to launch another Mario Kart race/Tweet. The Wii Mommies rocked the last one!

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