Friday, April 23, 2010

Dear So and So...Get Your Feet Off Me

Dear KiKi,

I don't understand why when you sit on the couch you feel the need to flip sideways and jam your feet into my ribs. If that wasn't bad enough, since you are a wiggle worm, so you have to constantly readjust and kick my ribs. Basically I am being assaulted on the couch daily. Please stop.

Love, Mom

Dear LaLa,

Aren't you glad to be back in school?

Hooray Easter Holidays Are Over!!!!, Mom (or as you say, Mum) (it was bound to happen eventually)

Dear Elizabeast,

Prepare to be groomed. You need a bath, a hair cut and nail trimming. I will be your hair dresser extraordinaire. I can see now that this is going to be "entertaining". By "entertaining" I mean a pain in the ass.

Love, Human Mom

Dear Volcano,

Let's keep ash levels low so that flights can continue to operate normally. I have my parents and my husband banking on friendly skies around the UK.

Capeesh! Kat

Dear Mario Kart Wii,

I love you man.

Seriously, Kat

Dear Readers,

If you have a letter, please feel free to link up. Did you know when you link up another angel gets it's wings? Or is that a bell ringing? Whatever, I say link up just in case. Have a good weekend!

Love, Kat