Saturday, April 17, 2010

Spiders

So, we have reached spring, or as I call it spider season. You see, spider season lasts from the time the daffodils bloom until roughly when the first snow falls. Now in Missouri, we had B.A.M.S. or roughly translated to Big Ass Missouri Spiders. Now, I know to expect E.G.A.D.S. or English Gigantic Abnormally Disproportionate Spiders. Now let me warn you, if you hear me screaming....it is just a spider. I hate spiders. No. I REALLY hate spiders.