3 Bedroom Bungalow to Let in Crazytown: I Bet My Morning Was Crappier Than Yours

Monday, March 29, 2010

I Bet My Morning Was Crappier Than Yours

This morning I was awoken to the siren call of "Moooooom, pooooop!!!" Just the thing I want to hear at 7:30AM.

Apparently, when a dog gets into the leftover chicken curry it has the same affect as it does on people; massive craps. The rug in my laundry room- covered. Actually it looked like Lizabeast was spinning cause she made a perfect circle of poo.

So I spent my morning yelling at LaLa to get dressed while I was cleaning up Indian induced dog poo. See? I guarantee my morning was crappier.

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Lana · 783 weeks ago

What a crappy way to start the day.

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Renee · 783 weeks ago

Sadly, I have had that exact morning....I feel your pain, I promise. Only difference is that my dog...threw up also. So....yeah. Cleaning golden retriever puke and poo while trying to feed 3 kids & get them ready for school....just wrong...I opted to bring the kids to McD's on the way to school. Mother of the year, here I come.

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muummmeeeee! · 783 weeks ago

Yup...definitely crappier than mine!

It's bad enough shovelling up dog mess on the end of a spade in the garden - clearing it up from a rug....ugh!

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Vodka Logic · 783 weeks ago

You win hands down... another reason I don' t have a dog

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Mad Woman · 783 weeks ago

Yup. Definitely worse than mine. Infinitely.

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SueAnn · 783 weeks ago

Yes it was!! My morning was filled with bliss compared to yours!! Yep...you are the winner!!
Hugs
SueAnn

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Sarah in Italy · 783 weeks ago

Note to self, only buy rugs one can feel free to chuck out if gets poohed on liberally.

We are all tiled (Italians are a bit anti carpet), so far the few accidents have been easy to clean up, but I have been eyeing up lovely rugs from IKEA, just decided to downgrade to the cheapo ones because my tolerance for cleaning yukky things does not extend to intensive carpet cleaning. And I have a zoo. So the risks of similar happening here are high.

Thanks for the warning !!!

If the morning was crappy maybe the afternoon has something lush in store for you ( :

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Brit In Bosnia · 783 weeks ago

The old dog curry poo trick. Know it well. There is a reason we don't have any carpets downstairs!

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Michelloui · 783 weeks ago

Oh man. You're right, yours was crappier! :(

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WeaselMomma · 783 weeks ago

Oh, that does sound crappy.

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Irish Gumbo · 783 weeks ago

I can't top that...and won't even try. Oy.

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graceemommmy · 783 weeks ago

we have a dog who eats everything...twenty dollar bill, cigar, a music cd (that only cost about $300 in vet bills) crayons and so much more...but my personal favorite was Baby Jesus from an ANTIQUE nativity that had been in my family since forever!!! For days my husband referred to her movements as "Holy Shit".