3 Bedroom Bungalow to Let in Crazytown: Oh For *&^%'s Sake

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Oh For *&^%'s Sake

I live out in the middle of nowhere. There are literally fields everywhere around me. Sometimes I forget that there is a two lane road that runs directly in front of my house. It is a fairly busy road during the day time hours, but at night, pretty desolate.

This week they started nighttime road works. Not a big deal. Some noise. No big deal. No big deal until it is midnight, you step out of the shower, you realize you forgot your towel. Then you tiptoe out to the hall to get the towel and only then as you look out the window directly in front of you, naked as a jay bird*, in a brightly lit hallway, and remember the roadworks crew working on the road out front of your house.

Hope they enjoyed the show (or at least aren't scarred for life).

*au natural, disrobed, exposed, in birthday suit, in the buff, stark naked, without a stitch.

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Jana · 785 weeks ago

That’s the disadvantage of living in the middle of nowhere; you simply forget to protect the innocence of others’…lol

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Josie · 785 weeks ago

EEP! I've done the same with our upstairs window.

I bet you made their day ;)

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Satakieli 51p · 785 weeks ago

bahahaha!

I did the exact same thing when there were workmen building new houses opposite my parents house! I was so used to it being a field.

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Kathy · 785 weeks ago

It's Europe what is a day without seeing some nakedness!

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SueAnn · 785 weeks ago

ROFL!!! I am sure they enjoyed themselves immensely!! The road in front of your house will look marvelous, I am sure!
Hugs
SueAnn

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Michelloui · 785 weeks ago

Ohhhh cringe!!!! Oh well. At least if the roadworks take longer than usual you'll only have yourself to blame! ;)

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Amy · 785 weeks ago

Wheee! Lovin' life in the country. I think about this sometimes at night when I am walking from the shower, as well... only it's not the road out front, it is the neighbors that are attached to our house! The joys of semi-detached living: they probably never see or hear anything, but you just. don't. know.

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missy · 785 weeks ago

Oh, sucky! Can't remember the last time I might have done something like that. Maybe there's hope that I never have.

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Irish Gumbo · 785 weeks ago

I hope they at least applauded politely. :)

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Vic · 785 weeks ago

I bet it was a pleasant surprise for them. I mean, there's not many hot birds you can wolf whistle at during the night shift!

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BlogMamaAndrea 26p · 785 weeks ago

Hahaha! You know my daughter did the same thing to me yesterday. She pulled the curtain open in the bathroom as I was getting out of the shower. Have I mentioned that two houses on my street are in the middle of construction and we have yet to meet any of the neighbors?

Well, we've certainly met now haven't we.

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Tracie · 785 weeks ago

ROFL!!! This is the sort of thing that always happens to me!

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Carolyn Online · 785 weeks ago

Why must construction workers always see you naked? Mine saw me naked too. It wasn't pretty.

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hmills96 1p · 785 weeks ago

Going thru the same thing here! Only its during the day, and its my bedroom window, right by my dresser. And they tore down my privacy bushes/trees in order to expand the road. So to sum things up--before construction, you could not see me naked out my window. Now, everyone gets to!

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Tara 102p · 785 weeks ago

Ha ha! I wonder if there is a builder blogger somewhere posting about the shitty job he had because he was on the night time shift and then an angel made his life that little bit better when she bared herself to him . . .

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Gretchen · 785 weeks ago

I'm sure it was the highlight of their week! They'll be talking about it forever!

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jay · 785 weeks ago

Twitpic, please.

kthnxbai

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Mejis · 785 weeks ago

Hahahaha! Well, I'm sure you made their day, err, night I mean.

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Granny · 785 weeks ago

Bet they didn't see anything they haven't seen before. They needed a little thrill that time of the night. Keeps them awake.

Hugs and kisses
Granny

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NappyValleyHousewife · 785 weeks ago

What's with these builders anyway? They're always lurking around waiting for women to expose their nakedness and they catch us out every time, don't they?

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Expat Mum · 785 weeks ago

Workers out at midnight. Surely that's against some law!?!

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Sandy · 785 weeks ago

If you were the first naked woman any of them saw, it was time.

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hampshireflyer 9p · 785 weeks ago

Family legend holds that this once happened to my dad while he was staying at a riverside bungalow and a barge full of female factory workers on a works outing chugged past...

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Sprite's Keeper · 785 weeks ago

Well, you'll know they enjoyed it if the construction in front of your home gets louder. :-)

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- The Virgin Author! · 785 weeks ago

Ha ha! :P I am sure they would have enjoyed to their fullest, and you did make their night! Though, stay happy, the road is going to be super awesome, now, for sure!

But, that is embarrassing. I remember that happening with me, too! :P

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