......wait a sec..Spartans didn't have beer guts! (farmer's tan brought to you by the USAF)
- Who said you cant play Metallica with a garden shovel?
- Big fire always rocks..so what if my fire teepee is bigger than my fire pit?
- Play in the back yard ONLY!
- Fire safety. Always have a garden hose on hand!
*This post wrote by The Man and edited by Kat. The Man's parents are in town so Kat won't be around much.
** He was watching Spartan Vs. Ninja on a show called "Deadliest Warrior" earlier in the day.
*** My apologies to the ACTUAL Spartans and the film 300.