So, my husband has this annoying habit of wanting me to lay in bed and just cuddle with him at ridiculously early hours in the evening so that he can fall asleep. He has to be up before the butt crack of dawn and apparently my soothing presence helps him fall asleep. I think it is a load of rubbish, but sometimes I indulge him.
We were laying down on Sunday at around 7:30pm and if you are anyone who knows anything, you would know that The Voice UK is on at this time, so I was not a happy bunny about: 1) laying down in bed with him for no reason 2) forgetting to record The Voice UK 3) do I really need another reason? I then made the comment "I would like you to know I am here under duress. We really need a house flag that I can hang upside down during these situations."
He started giggling.
"What is so funny?" I asked.
"It could be a penis. Then when you were laying in bed with me "under duress" it could be flipped so it pointed up!"
.....and people think I'm the one with jokes.
*If you get the Big Bang Theory reference in this post you get an extra bonus point.