I know we are phasing out your nap and it is a pain for you. We need to have a talk however about how you like to fall asleep on the couch exactly 3 minutes before we have to go get your sister from school. Please stop. You are a bear to deal with when you have had exactly 3 minutes of sleep before I wake you up.
Dear Lady at School,
There is a time and place for 4 inch lucite heels and spandex capri pants (with scalloped lace trimming the bottom of the leg) and it isn't at 8:45 in the morning when we are dropping the kids off at school.
Dear Repair Man,
I would really like to know how much my toilet is going to cost to replace. Call Me.
Showing people your underpants isn't funny. Seriously.
40 minutes on the phone to get a return address to send you a corrupted part? If you had done your JOB and put a return address on the outside of the replacement parts box like you were supposed to I wouldn't have had to spend 40 minutes on the phone with a lady in Mumbi. Your lucky I am a patient person. Oh wait nevermind I'm not. I'll just write about how much you suck at customer service on my blog.
Dear Blog Readers,
Thank you so much for reading. Your comments make my day. Sorry I haven't been around your blogs much this week but it has been really busy. I will try to get to more next week. To my new followers, welcome to the Bungalow.
Big Bloggy Hugs, Kat
One of those days, huh?
What a week! Lol about the lucite heels and spandex.
Hope you enjoy this beautiful long weekend... with a working toilet!!
Showing one's underwear isn't funny?
*pulls up pants*
Good to know.
Is the lady at the school a teacher?! Or a mum?!
Dear Lady at the school,
It is always time for high heels and tight trousers in our playground if unappreciated elsewhere.
You know, I still fall asleep 3 minutes before I have to go somewhere. Especially if it's work.
What I'm saying here is that I don't think there's much chance of Kiki growing out of that one since that hasn't been my experience.
Although combining the trip to the school with a delicious snack might ward off the bear attack. I suggest something you enjoy too. For me it would so be ice cream.
How could you not appreciate underwear humor, oh yeah, it isnt funny, you are RIGHT!
I have a couple I could add to that, but yours need an accompanying drink. Cheers!
Thank you so much for writing. Your blog makes my day. You're forgiven for not being around our blogs much this week because we understand that it has been really busy.
Big Bloggy Hugs,
It's times like these that make me realize how stressful my life was before I became a blogger. Let it out girl! You do it so well.
What is it with women who dress like they're going out for the night, in the morning?! I don't get it.
My son did that with naps, and it was a very very hard time...for me. I feel for ya.
seriously, the repair man needs to call you and spandex and heels are you kidding me?
I'm sorry, but there is NEVER a time and place for 4 inch lucite heels and spandex capri pants, especially with scalloped lace trimming the bottom of the leg. EVER.
Where did the word bungalow originate anyway?
Sounds like this week pretty much ended up in the crapper in your neck of the woods. Here's hoping next week is filled with less stress and more fun.
You crack me up.
Are you crazy? Phasing out nap? What's wrong with you?? you keep rest time until they are 10!!! I don't care if they are sleeping or not-the kids I nanny for go to their room for an hour every afternoon. I need a break and the rest time is helpful for them too.
I love your Dear So and So letters!
this is hoping you have a better week; that KiKi phases out her naps with a little more dignity, that spandex mom shows a little more fashion sense, that the repair man has the decency to call, that LaLa decides to stop showing people her panties because that is just not lady like, that Hp stops being asshats, and that your reader never stop enjoying your wit.
LOl now that's a cute post. And yes now you're finding out about the women in the UK who think they're WAGS but aren't sadly!
BTW there is an over-due thank you and little plug for you at mine today.
You should know by now that dress sense isn't something some Brits are good at. Men in shorts, black socks and sandals? fat girls in boob tubes, short skirts and stiletto's etc etc.
we are famous for it.
Lucite and spandex lady sounds creepy! lol! (actually she sounds like my mother in law!)
HAHAHA! You need to put a Mr. Linky on this and encourages others to write their own letters. I know I would hop on the bandwagon. I LOVE this idea!!
And *note to self*- Showing underwear isn't funny. Must remember that the next time I'm out drinking.
Are there any exceptions to the underwear rule?
I know showing people my underpants isn't funny but what if it's an accident and I just write a post about it instead?
hp are a bunch of assholes. hope your weeks gets better.
Showing you pants isn't funny? I may as well give up now then.
You're tagged at mine. Be there or be square.
I think I might have broken the undie rule quite a few times when I was a young lass. It got my mother to stop forcing me to wear frilly dresses, though.
I hope things have improved!!!
You're totally forgiven for not visiting.
Customer service reps can kiss my ass.
So, when am I suppose to wear my lucite heels and capris? I'm mean, other than when I'm pole dancing.
Did the repair man call?
One of those weeks, sounds like.........
Interesting week. BTW, we also live in a bungalow (2bed), but our landlord's not as helpful (to say the least). Let Kiki nap - just carry her into the car asleep. My younger one didn't phase out of naps until she was 4, and she's the better behaved one.
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