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Friday, May 21, 2010

Dear So and So...Throw Me a Frickin' Bone Here

Dear Self,

Don't stay up til 1AM watching Austin Powers- The Spy Who Shagged Me. It isn't even as good as the original film. Heather Graham is no Liz Hurley. Fat Bastard, not that funny. Meh.

Just Go To Bed For Once,

Dear LaLa,

When I tell you there are no waffles for breakfast, that means we REALLY don't have them. I can't make them appear out of thin air no matter how much you wallow on the ground and whine. It isn't happening.

Eat Your Pop-Tart and Hush, Mom

Dear KiKi,

A fit about your shoes? I thought we had a few more years until this became a problem. Sorry I couldn't find your sandals and you had to wear trainers. My bad.

Alright Emelda, Put On Your Trainers and Hush, Mom

Dear POW Sam Kitty,

Alright A-hole, this whole running out of the house thing, yeah it's getting old. I understand that your kitty ninja skills are being wasted inside the house, but unless you want to become a stain on that road out front of our house, you're just going to have to let your talents go to waste.

Tough Break Dude, The Warden

Dear Readers,

If you have letters feel free to link up! You guys are awesome. Have a safe and happy weekend!

Love, Kat